Saw this chick on TheChive.com and I instantly fell in love with the size of her rack.
A message to every woman
If you dont look like this, you should kill yourself because you’ll never look this hot.
Yes! Fuck Me! Please!
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Today was a big day in the world of Stern fans because Jamie Jungers was the winner of the Howard Sterns Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. I listened to it while I was at work and it sounded pretty cool except for a couple of things:
1. No one showed their titties. Jamie Jungers won $75-grand and not even a nip slip.
2. No one rode the Sybian. No one was even asked to ride it.
3. I wished there was more than 3 contestants.
4. No one showed their titties!
Jamie Grubbs, the girl with the famous “This is Tiger” voice mail came in second place. And the sexiest mistress of all time Loredana Jolie Ferriolo finished in 3rd.
I would have voted for Loredana Jolie Ferriolo.
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American Apparel held an online contest to determine The Best Bottom in the World. I dont know if these are the best bottoms in the world, but their nothing to sneeze at. Peep the top 5.
WINNER
Name: Boom Boom from Santo Domingo. Im not lying, I would have voted for this ass because this pic was taken standing up. Theres no camera tricks. But I would have questioned my vote because she’s Dominican. Bitches are crazy. I know first hand.
RUNNER UP
Name: Maria from Austin. Im skeptical about this booty. Look at the angle shes in. Any girl with no ass will have a nice shape if she’s bent over the arm-rest of a couch.
3RD PLACE
Name: Mira from Chicago. Not bad. Could be a little bigger though. Good job rep’n the Chi.
4TH PLACE
Name: Stepho from Los Angeles. I would have NEVER voted for “Stepho” because I dont know if thats a dudes ass.
5TH PLACE
Name: Donk from Van City. Donk got it going on.
This is the ass that would have gotten my vote
Name: Munich from Louisville. Most niggy’s wouldnt even know what to do with that.
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