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Cry Baby Cry: How Reality TV Producers Manufacture Drama and Why We Can't Stop Watching
Pop Culture

Cry Baby Cry: How Reality TV Producers Manufacture Drama and Why We Can't Stop Watching

Reality TV has never been real, and deep down you've always known it. From suspiciously timed rose ceremony breakdowns to Survivor tribal councils that feel more scripted than a Marvel origin story, producers have been pulling strings since before Jeff Probst owned his first cargo vest. Here's your definitive, unapologetic guide to the most gloriously fake meltdowns in reality television history.
Sorry Not Sorry: Hollywood's Most Unconvincing Public Meltdowns, Ranked on the Turd-O-Meter
Pop Culture

Sorry Not Sorry: Hollywood's Most Unconvincing Public Meltdowns, Ranked on the Turd-O-Meter

From the suspiciously perfect lighting to the single artful tear rolling down a freshly contoured cheek, celebrity apology videos are a genre unto themselves — and we are HERE for the chaos. We've ranked the most memorably hollow Hollywood mea culpas so you don't have to sit through them again. You're welcome.
Greenlit by Greed: The Sequels That Committed Crimes Against Cinema and the Audiences Who Funded Them
Film & TV

Greenlit by Greed: The Sequels That Committed Crimes Against Cinema and the Audiences Who Funded Them

Hollywood has a problem, and that problem has a budget of $200 million and a release date of Memorial Day weekend. We're talking about the sequels nobody wanted, the reboots nobody requested, and the franchise extensions that exist for no reason other than someone in a glass tower needed a second vacation home. Grab your receipt — you paid for this.