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Pop Culture

Sorry Not Sorry: Hollywood's Most Unconvincing Public Meltdowns, Ranked on the Turd-O-Meter

From the suspiciously perfect lighting to the single artful tear rolling down a freshly contoured cheek, celebrity apology videos are a genre unto themselves — and we are HERE for the chaos. We've ranked the most memorably hollow Hollywood mea culpas so you don't have to sit through them again. You're welcome.

Jul 4, 2026

Film & TV

Greenlit by Greed: The Sequels That Committed Crimes Against Cinema and the Audiences Who Funded Them

Hollywood has a problem, and that problem has a budget of $200 million and a release date of Memorial Day weekend. We're talking about the sequels nobody wanted, the reboots nobody requested, and the franchise extensions that exist for no reason other than someone in a glass tower needed a second vacation home. Grab your receipt — you paid for this.

Jul 4, 2026