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Optimus Prime vs Jesus

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

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Megan Fox is Cinema Gold

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Last night I took my soon to be ex-wife to see my soon to be wife, Megan Fox in Transformers 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the movie was good. But without Megan Fox the movie would have been mediocre. Why? Because Megan Fox is cinema gold. Every time she came on screen, I came.

The first time you see Megan Ferguson in the movie is like this.

Oh sweet Jesus!
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Im Stalking Megan Fox

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Yup, thats me in that picture. Im the Mexican/Asian creepy looking dude not asking for her autograph. Im about to cut some of her hair so I can take it home and put sew it on my blow up doll’s head.

Oh by the way, the hottest tongue in the world belongs to Megan Fox. And the sexiest right leg.

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Megan Fox, Will You Marry Me? Part 2

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

I’ve already explained to my wife that if I come within 50 yards of Megan Fox, my marriage to her is over. Fucked up forearm tattoo and all, I’ll get her pregnant. Its that simple.

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Megan Fox Is Kinda Hot

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Seriously, is there any picture of Megan Fox that doesnt look good? I mean, if you look at her shitty tattoo’s you’ll say,

Look at those shitty tattoo’s!

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Until you notice that those shitty tattoo’s are Megan Fox’s and then all of a sudden the tat’s are hot!

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