Its almost the middle of November and the Academy has not announced who will host the Oscars.  Which means they wont be bringing back those two assholes Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, thank God.  Hopefully they are really thinking this through because that award show is a nightmare to try and sit through.  So here is a list of people I’d like to see host that visual Ambien of a show:

• Tracy Morgan – because he’s funny, wacky, raunchy and Black
• Jessica Alba – I just like looking at her
• Howard Stern – he’s on his way out of his Sirius show will need something to do
• AllyKC – because she’s fucking awesome
• The guy who invented peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches – because that guy needs to be applauded
• Me, Turd Ferguson – for obvious reasons
• Leah Dizon – never heard of her? now you have
• OchoCinco and Terrell Owens – them dudes are hilariously terrible on TV
• Charlie Sheen, Capri Anderson and Denis Richards – also for obvious reasons
• Tosh.O – dude is a GENIUS