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Sammy Sosa + Roids = No HOF

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

AHHHHH HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

The NY Times reported today that Sammy Chocha is a fraud. That dumb ass Dominican tested positive for the juice back in 2003. Not only did he cheat by using a corked bat, he was juicing too!

A message to Sammy Chocha:

YOU SUCK!

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Selena Roberts Is A Bullshit Artist

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

I know baseball. I grew up learning game to be groomed to play in the Majors, but it just didnt pan out for me. My dad was a catcher and an All-State player. My uncle, drafted to play shortstop for the Houston Astros (never made it out of Double A). My brother an All-State short stop also. And I was a division 1 center fielder who was recruited to play at LSU, but decided on a university closer to home (big mistake, should have went to LSU). So me and my family know baseball and they all agree with the following:

Selena Roberts‘ claim that Alex Rodriguez would tip off batters as to what pitch was coming in 100% false. Anyone who ever played baseball at the high school level and higher would know that it is impossible for the short stop to look into the catcher, steal the sign and relay it to the batter. IMPOSSIBLE.

In order for Alex to have seen the pitching signs, he would have to have been standing almost directly next to second base. What was he doing when there was a right-handed hitter at the plate? Was he walking up to the pitcher and asking him “Hey, what are you going to throw?”

Now, if Selena Roberts would have said that A-Rod was telling batters the game plan as to how they are going to pitch to them, then that holds more water. But even then, the pitcher would still need to execute the game plan. So it would have been a complete waste of breath.

Look, I could go on and on about that book (A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez) and tell you why Selena Roberts is full of shit. Her claim of A-Rod taking steroids in high school because he bulked up 25 pounds sounds stupid considering thats when young men grow. What she fails to tell you is what Doug Menkevich (former MLB player and A-Rod high school teammate) has said, “A-Rod also grew 4 inches in height.”

Bottom line, dont support this chick by buying her book. Its full of lies.

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Brooke Hogan Thinks She’s A Striper

Monday, March 16th, 2009

WTF? No, I think I’ll say it: what the fuck? Hulk Hogans son slash steroid abusing daughter thinks shes turning people on by getting on the pole. Little does she know that every man in the world reacted the same way I did when I saw these pics… I vomited.

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Oops! Someone looks a little clumsy!
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Alba & Fox Took Steroids?

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009


With all of this A-Rod steroids talk, Holytaco.com decided to show you what Jessica Alba and Megan Fox would look like if they took roids. The only thing worst than these pics besides not being able to beat off to them is imagining the roid rage they would have during that time of the month.

More Enjoyable Pic of Alba HERE
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More Enjoyable Pic of Fox HERE
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My Take On A-Rod

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009


Im the biggest Yankee fan you might find in the entire Mid-West. And I’ll defend the Yankees to anyone who wants to talk shit about them not winning since 2000. My reply is usually, “I’ve seen the Yanks lose more World Series’ than you’ve seen your team play in the World Series.” And that usually shuts them up. With that being said, I cant defend A-Fraud in this case.

My take after the video

  • First off, why was he reading his statement rather than speaking from the heart?
  • Is Pancho Rodriguez his cousin?  Or is it this guy?
  • Why didnt he start getting injected again in October of 2004, ’05, ’06, and ’07?
  • “And to my teammates…(act dramatic, no tears though they wont buy it)”  FAG!

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