If you’re a straight man, when you woke up on Valentines Day, you something want right. Not because you forgot the it was Valentines Day, but because that was the day Adriana Lime decided to marry Marko Jaric. Who is he you ask? He’s the wet dream killer. He’s the scrub rotting away on the Memphis Grizzlies bench. I know Im a better baller than Jaric and my skillz arent what they used to be.

At any rate, this ass-clown was just accused of sexual assult. And the great part was that the assultee was not our wet dream, Adriana Lima. Apparently because you slip a roofy to the hottest model on the planet doesnt mean that you can go assulting other chicks. Or was it a man? Dont know. 

Jaric shoots, CLANK!

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