Megan “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” Fox is going to be starring in a new horror film called Jennifer’s Body. And she plays Jennifer. And let me tell, regardless of how cheesey, or shitty this movie will be and I guarantee you it will be shitty, but it will be my new favorite movie because “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” is in it.
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Last night I took my soon to be ex-wife to see my soon to be wife, Megan Fox in Transformers 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the movie was good. But without Megan Fox the movie would have been mediocre. Why? Because Megan Fox is cinema gold. Every time she came on screen, I came.
The first time you see Megan Ferguson in the movie is like this.
Oh sweet Jesus!
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Last night I watched Wolverine what we’ll call an “advanced copy”. Man what a piece of shit! Thank God someone decided to put the Gambit character in the movie because he seemed like the only cool character.
Who’s idea was it to put Wil.I.Am in the movie? That guy should be banned from ever casting any movie for the rest of his life. Wil.I.Aint even that good of an artist, why would he be good at acting?
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…Sucked. I havent watched The Watchmen, but my peeps tell me it was terrible. Hyde, Guster and Jigga JJ went to see it at the IMax and come away dissapointed. Lupita on the other hand claimed to have fallen asleep through it. But rumor has it that her new boyfriend who we’ll call “Stizzle” pulled the ol’ popcorn trick in a crowded theater. So we now know what she meant by “fell asleep”. But regardless, they all said it sucked (sorry Lupita, no pun intended)
I finally finished watching Che. It took the whole weekend, but I finished. The movie is on demand right now in two parts. That fucker was long, but incredible. Kinda like me: long and incredible.
I was impressed with Benicio Del Toro as Che. And happy that most of the movie was in Spanish with English sub-titles. Unlike Tom Cruise in Valkyrie where he played a German who spoke English without a German accent. In fact, everyone in Valkyrie spoke English. Che keeps it real and believable by making those who should speak Spanish speak Spanish and those who should speak English, speak English.
All in all, it was a great movie. But waaay to long.
