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Turd Ferguson Blog Reviews The Dark Knight Rises

Friday, July 20th, 2012

Today begins the release of the third installment of the Dark Knight trilogy directed by Christopher Nolan. Unless you’ve been living in a Bat-cave somewhere the last few months it’s easy to get caught up in the hype of this latest Batman film. If you’re a big fan of the previous Batman movie by Nolan, it’s impossible to walk into this film and not compare it to the critically-acclaimed The Dark Knight released in 2008. In a way, Dark Knight Rises almost seems immediately second-rate when comparing to such a wildly popular movie.

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Twitter Reviews Paris Hilton’s New Song: Drunk Text

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Holy. Fucking. Christ. I think Im ready to leave this Earth after listening to Paris Hilton’s new song Drunk Text. I looked on Twitter to see what us regular non-ass-kissing folk thought about it.

[forgive me but Perez Hilton was the only one where I can get the song embed code]

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Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Megan “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” Fox is going to be starring in a new horror film called Jennifer’s Body. And she plays Jennifer. And let me tell, regardless of how cheesey, or shitty this movie will be and I guarantee you it will be shitty, but it will be my new favorite movie because “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” is in it.

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Megan Fox is Cinema Gold

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Last night I took my soon to be ex-wife to see my soon to be wife, Megan Fox in Transformers 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the movie was good. But without Megan Fox the movie would have been mediocre. Why? Because Megan Fox is cinema gold. Every time she came on screen, I came.

The first time you see Megan Ferguson in the movie is like this.

Oh sweet Jesus!

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I Finally Watched Wolverine

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

Last night I watched Wolverine what we’ll call an “advanced copy”. Man what a piece of shit! Thank God someone decided to put the Gambit character in the movie because he seemed like the only cool character.

Who’s idea was it to put Wil.I.Am in the movie? That guy should be banned from ever casting any movie for the rest of his life. Wil.I.Aint even that good of an artist, why would he be good at acting?

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