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Video of the Day: Hammer Time!

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Im sure this took a lot of time to put together and Im sure MC Hammer is prouder than a new daddy.

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Kobe Rape Girl Raps Too

Friday, June 5th, 2009

The most classic line of all time:

“Kobe, tell me why my ass bled”

Why did her ass bleed Kobe?

kobe vanessa

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Cassidy Goes @ Kanye

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

One of my favorite rappers Cassidy was tappin’ Kanye West’s girlfriend, that bald model Amber Rose. Amber denied the affair but Cassidy is saying something else in this Beyonce remix.

Peep it here.

Lyrics:
I fucked ya girl on D-low, cause I’m that nigga and I got a bigger ego.
For free yo, I let her climb on the tree yo. now she with me yo, so adios amigo.
No you ain’t big as me yo.
So when I hit , she said my dick too big, fat, wide, and thick.
What I was born with is enormous, when I try to fit, she holler like ‘you got a big ego, AGH SHIT!’
And that’s why she on my dick, cause I got a huge ego, I’m a hero.
I save the day, it’s L-O-V-E yo, she never felt that way ’till she started fucking with me yo.
I took her from you like D-bo, ’cause your ass always had her going to bed mad like Ne-Yo.

Freestyle

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The Brady Bunch & Notorious BIG

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

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Tags: clip, music, Notorious big, rap, the brady bunch, turd ferguson, tv show, video, viral

The Legless Wigger

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

I guess that cracka-ass cracka Eminem got the entire White race thinking they can make it in the rap game. Now we got dudes with no legs running around, ok, “running” was a bad choice of words. Now we got dudes walking on their hands doing hand stands on their moms front steps.

MORE AFTER THE VIDEO

Wanna know what 1/2 Price AKA The Gympy Ganksta reminds me of? Kyle Maynard, from Asshole of the Day Part 11. Funny how he tries to give you the impression that he can bang a chick, yet Im not sure if he has a cock…?

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