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Titties And Carrot Cake

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Hands down the greatest rap song ever written. Why? Because anyone and everyone who knows me knows that I love titties and I love carrot cake. Put the two together and BOOM!
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Tags: carrot cake, funny, lol, music, rap, titties, turd ferguson, video

Getting Faded with HennyGED

Friday, February 25th, 2011

After a successful year opening up for Wiz Khalifa, Big Sean, Mac Miller, J. Cole, Wale, Chris Webby, & Curren$y, up and coming artist from Springfield VA, @HennyGED, is preparing for an even bigger 2011 by dropping the video for his first single “I’m Faded” produced by McCoy off his highly anticipated mixtape Get Em Drunk Vol. 1 hosted by Mista DMV DJ Rob which is set to release March 1st, 2011. Check out one of his hot songs/videos, “I’m Faded,” from the first mixtape.

Check out the music video below.
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Ron Artest Loves Him Some Afghan Woman

Friday, January 14th, 2011

I know Kobe, Shaq, Tony Parker, that 4th member of A Tribe Called Quest all sucked at rappin, but this might take the cake. Ron Artest AKA Ron-Ron-The-Rottweiler AKA Mr. I Used To Get Drunk At Half Time When I Played For The Bulls 1) needs to give up this pipe dream of being a rapper and 2) has a fetish for Afghan woman.

[via GodBlessTheInternet]

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Bert And Ernie Go Gansta

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

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Dont Cum In Me

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

DUMBEST. SONG. OF. 2010. First off, who ok’ed a song about a girl not wanting baby batter inside of here? Clearly the producer of this shitty yet hilarious song was a feminist and not a male. Just like my boy over at H8torade says:

There are 4 words that no man wants to hear when they are fornicating…”don’t cum in me”. There is a 99.9% chance that even if he doesn’t have a raincoat on he’s still going to drop his kids off deep in ya guts. That’s just how we are programmed.

[via H8torade]

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