10. He’s The Wrong Manning: Eli Manning is by far the worst of the 3 Manning QB’s. At this point I would much rather have Olivia Manning, his mother under center. He will never be half the quarterback Archie was and not even an ounce of what Peyton is.

9. That Dumb-Ass Look On His Face When Things Arent Going His Way: You’ve seen that look before once, twice, a thousand times.

8. He Makes A Lot More Money Than I Do: Till this day I never understood why General Managers dont put a clause in the contracts of athletes they sign that says “If you suck donkey balls this year, you have to give back 60% of your earnings.” Eli signed for like $100-million for like 10 years or some shit and he sits there with that dumb-ass look on his face (point 9) and is ok with not giving some of it back after every lose.

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