Jennifer Lawrence went to an Oscar after party rocking her rock-hard nipples. They’re not as impressive as Minka Kelly and her awesome nipples, but these will do.
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Heres another reason why 1) Seth Rogan is awesome. 2) The Oscars is more bullshit than The Spirit Awards. Check out the video below, he kills it.
This guy is a genius and desrves an Oscar for this video alone. And to the Acadamy Awards, stop being bitches and let him show up in that Dictators outfit. The video is below.
- There’s a performance by Sexual Chocolate.
- He wears a leather jumpsuit.
- The song played during the “In Memorium” is “Party all the Time.”
- He shows up as Norbit and says “Fuck You” to the crowd, before dropping the microphone and leaving during the opening monologue.
- He invites Joe Piscopo to sit in the front row and repeatedly rips on Joe Piscopo.
- After ripping on Joe Piscopo for two hours, Joe Piscopo is featured prominently in the “In Memorium.”
- Every presenter is accompanied by the theme song to Beverly Hills Cop.
- Every presenter is Judge Reinhold.
- Bowfinger is given an honorary Oscar for not getting its due.
- Dan Aykroyd is asked to host the Razzies and then, based on their respective performances, two old men exchange a dollar.
- He does 10 hours of standup to make up for lost time.
- He kills it.
- Seriously. He fucking kills it.
If your boy Turd Ferguson was a famous, single athlete you better bahlee I’d throw game at Erin Andrews. Yes theres hotter sideline reporters out there but none are more famous than Erin. How famous is she? She went to the flippin Oscars! She aint a movie star. She’s famous for asking questions to college coaches right before half time. Well I take that all back, she was in the most famous documentary last year. You know, that one where she spent the entire movie naked looking at herself in the mirror.