Because of this picture…
Jessica “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet” Alba is in trouble with the law in Oklahoma. You see the posters are part of the “White Mike” guerrilla movement to “raise awareness of the dwindling state of Great White Sharks in our global environment”. The 4 posters caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage. Clearly Oklahoma is a 3rd world state if they cant take down 4 posters.
The police in Oklahoma need to let me punish Jessica for her actions in my bedroom.
Note to Jessica Alba:
Just stick to pretending your a good actress and enough with these political and environmental statements.
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