Guys, if you dont know who Sabrina Maree is, you’re either under the age of 21 and are not allowed to visit clubsabrina.com or not into woman. I was going to give you a background on Sabrina, but all you need to know is that after meeting with Sabrina she is arguably one of if not the hottest woman on this planet we call Earth. She is also one of the coolest chicks you’ll meet. Hell she time out of her day to do this interview, how many models you know will want to sit and chat with me? I wear a big yellow cowboy hat and a fake mustache for crying out loud! And I, yes me Turd Ferguson got to sit down and share a giant bowl of Fruit Loops with Sabrina while I interviewed her. Here we go!

Turd Ferguson: First question Sabrina, do you want to tell us the reason why you decided to stop doing girl-on-girl?
Sabrina Maree: I was pretty straightforward about it when I announced it, everyone thinks there is some hidden reason but there isn’t. I don’t like girls! Strictly dickly!
Turd Ferguson: Hey, I dont mind one bit but my readers want me to ask the tough questions.
Sabrina Maree: You’re to sweet to be tough on me.

TF: You’re going to college right? Does being smart intimidate men?
SM: I think college is pretty much a requirement for young people these days, although maybe it’s not so popular in porn. I generally date intelligent men so it’s not an issue.
TF: No its really not as popular as porn, but what is? Did you know my IQ is through the roof? (She just stared and smiled at me. Needless to say I chubbed up.)

TF: Lets move on. Any upcoming photo shoots we can look forward to?
SM: Yeah just go to my website, clubsabrina.com is updated weekly!!!
TF: Already knew that. Im a proud member!

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