Rebecca Black went on Good Morning America and sang her Godforsaken song Friday to ruin the morning of everyone watching. Lord save us if this girls parents have enough money to buy her a music career because she couldnt even win a high school talent contest.
She looks like she has a turtle head poking out.
First the Rebecca Black video Friday. If you can make it all the way through (I was only able to watch exactly 37 seconds) watch the Kingsley bashing video under it. Hilarious!
With lyrics like this, I bet this guy gets laid on a regular basis:
Hey baby ride with me away
I doesn’t has much time
My blue jeans is tight!
So on to my love rocket climb
Watch this video of the all-of-a-sudden tough guy Justin Bieber. I guess finally getting some stank on his joint got him acting like a man or a “Im to good for you celeb.” Make sure you listen to the video too because its a girl who is holding the camera. HEY EVERYBODY! JUSTIN BIEBER HIT A GIRL!
Pussy.
So do you still have Bieber-Fever now that you know he’s a dick? I never had that fever shit. You know why? Because 1) Im an adult and 2) I aint no fag.
I have never heard Kimmy’s new song Jam nor do I plan on it and yes, this is a review of the song. Im giving the song, without hearing it 1 star. And I would take away that 1 star if Kim didnt have a phat ass.
Now, I can only hope that Kim’s Jam is about her pouring an actual jar of jam on her phat ass while she shakes it but chances are its not. If she had a half-a-brain she would change the lyrics for the Diddy remix and make it so. Speaking of Diddy. I saw on Twitter that he put his stamp of approval on this Jam song, which led me to believe the song is Grade A 100% shit.
What are they saying on Twitter?
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