…Sucked. I havent watched The Watchmen, but my peeps tell me it was terrible. Hyde, Guster and Jigga JJ went to see it at the IMax and come away dissapointed. Lupita on the other hand claimed to have fallen asleep through it. But rumor has it that her new boyfriend who we’ll call “Stizzle” pulled the ol’ popcorn trick in a crowded theater. So we now know what she meant by “fell asleep”. But regardless, they all said it sucked (sorry Lupita, no pun intended)
I havent watch Slumdog Millionair, nor do I plan on watching it. Seeing all of those Indians just bring back bad memories from when I was growing up in Jersey City. Theres this section of the city I used to call Curry-Town where all of the Indians live and it stunk up to high heaven.
But any whoo, watching these two idiots act like kids in a candy store is starting to get on my nerve more than Kate Winslet acting like she doesnt know how to react to getting all these awards. (She’s a cunt by the way) You just know Kumar and Sanjaya plan is to stay relevant long enough to hope and Eiffel Tower Natalie Portman.
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That brings me to Natalie Portman. This chick is uber-sexy. I dont know if its because she’s a Harvard nerd or what? Or because she’s elegant? And lord know what I’d do to a uber-sexy elegant nerd with no rubber.
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I had no idea who Harvey Milk was until I heard that there was a movie coming out named Milk. So I had someone tell me about who Harvey Milk was and um… yeah. Im not watching that gay ass shit. Im sorry.
