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Would You Dump Minka Kelly?

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

As we all know a few weeks back Derek Jeter dumped Minka Kelly. Im guessing that he just got tired of smashing it into smithereens. But look at her face, its flawless. So I want to pose a question to you: If Minka Kelly was your girlfriend, would you dump her?

Vote below.

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Tags: babe, celebrity, charlies angels, derek jeter, minka kelly, sexy, turd ferguson

In Honor Of Derek Jeter’s 3000th Hit

Saturday, July 9th, 2011

In honor of Derek Jeter’s 3000th hit, here is a really good quality video of it and some other Jeter highlights.

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Tags: 3000 hit, baseball, derek jeter, fuck yeah, minka kelly, sports, turd ferguson, video, yankees

Chicks Who Should Never Speak

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Hyde and I were talking about how hot Adriana Lima looks and he said that he couldnt stand the sound of her voice. So I decided to post a list of chicks who should never say anything except sit there and look hot for our pure enjoyment.

  1. Adriana Lima
  2. Jessica Alba
  3. Erin Andrews
  4. Marisa Miller
  5. Maria Menounos
  6. Leryn Franco
  7. Nicole Scherzinger
  8. Emmanuelle Chriqui
  9. Minka Kelly
  10. Sarah Shahi

Just stand there ladies and be the good imaginary girlfriend we want you to be.

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Jeter Dating 22 Year Old

Saturday, February 28th, 2009


Derek Jeter… you’re the fucking man!

Im not going to mention that you tapped Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johansson and that you dropped Minka Kelly like Manny Ramirez drops fly balls for a 22 year old college student. But instead I’ll say that Jeter is an inspiration for all men. He makes the inner-pimp come out in fat 67 year olds.

Derek Jeter, you are a pussy God! I hear Megan Fox is single.

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Tags: baseball, dating, derek jeter, jessica alba, manny ramirez, minka kelly, new york yankees, scarlett johansson, sports

Dumping Links On Yo Ass!

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009


  • 10 things that are more believable than A-Rod’s story
  • God damn you Minka Kelly!
  • I need a plus size girl
  • How to permanently delete your Face Book account
  • Kim Kardashian’s ass is unreal
  • Predetermined Oscar’s winners
  • UFO video, real or fake?
  • I want to fight Chris Brown

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