Watch this video of the male lion at the MGM Grand in Vegas attack a guy who was just standing there chillin like a villain. Then watch then female like jump in to break it up and afterward be like “Yo, WTF just happened?”

See thats why I think that one, a pair of lions should be in a glass case at the MGM Grand. This aint The Hangover. That was a movie, this is real life. And two, you should be just standing there next to a hungry lion giving it dirty looks or checking out his female lion like you wanna go all bestiality on that ass. A real lion will eat you.