This is why you never bring a girl to a NBA game.
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- He has texted you “Woot! Woot!”
- He wears Uggs
- After someone says something funny he says “OMG I gotta Tweet that! LOLZ!”
- He sees a random guy in the street and tell you, “That guy goes to gay bars” but doesnt tell you how he knows
- Loves to watch How I Met Your Mother
- He thinks the Old Spice Guy is hot
- He didnt watch any major sporting events this year or last
A few days ago I posted a video where Justin Beiber slapped a paparazzi inside a 7-11 because he wanted to at tough and prove his manhood to his new girlfriend. Well now I see this video of Miley Cyrus “protecting” her mother after a paparazzi ran past her.
One of these days a paparazzi is gonna get tired of these celebs who think they can put their hands on them because they got their picture taken with no make up. And that paparazzi is gonna lay someone out. And what will you’re boy Turd Ferguson do? Laugh and then post the video.
Watch this video of the all-of-a-sudden tough guy Justin Bieber. I guess finally getting some stank on his joint got him acting like a man or a “Im to good for you celeb.” Make sure you listen to the video too because its a girl who is holding the camera. HEY EVERYBODY! JUSTIN BIEBER HIT A GIRL!
So do you still have Bieber-Fever now that you know he’s a dick? I never had that fever shit. You know why? Because 1) Im an adult and 2) I aint no fag.