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Sentenced To Life, Bitches Freak Out

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

These chicks killed a 3-year old girl and get sentenced to life in jail and then they freak the fuck out. Fuck’em!

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Tags: black girl, freak out, jail, murder, turd ferguson

Keep Winter Out of Jail!

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Do you know who is Winter Pierzina? She’s been the subject of chicks I want to bang twice. You can peep Part 1 right here and Part 2 right here. Well our dear Winter got herself into a bit of a pickle and now she needs our help, well your help cause Im sure as hell aint helping.

Winter got into a major car accident and the judge is sending her to he big house.  And to keep herself out of jail she set up a site so that you can pay for her lawyer.  Hilarious!

The dummy said she was texting while driving.

Pics of her titties the wreckage after the jump…

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Tags: big titties, car accident, id hit it, jail, sexy, turd ferguson, Winter Pierzina

Asshole of the Day Part 6

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day: Nancy Grace

When is Nancy Grace going to let poor Kaylee Anthony rest in peace? This poor girl was murdered by America’s Hottest Murderer (who by the way I wouldnt mind giving her conjugal visits) like 8 months ago. She was buried I think in February and this cunt Nancy Grace is still talking about what should happen to Casey Anthony.

Message to Nancy Grace:
Drop it! American has had enough of this case. Why dont you do a show about all of the Black and Hispanic kids who are getting kidnapped and killed in the ghetto every day? We know whats gonna happen to Casey Anthony, she’s going to jail. And Im sure she’ll be some Bull Dykes wife in there too.

Other Assholes of the Day

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Tags: casey anthony, cunt, jail, kaylee anthony, milf, murder, nancy grace, news, racist

Chris Brown “Not Guilty” WTF?

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Huh? Did I miss something? Do I file this under “WFT?” or under “Asshole of the Day”? Chris Brown plead “not guilty” to felony charges that he threatened and assaulted. Yeah, you read that right, “not guilty”. What-a-Dick.

Look at him here then look at him in the pic below. Here he is telling a judge that he’s not guilty.

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Here he is having a grand ol’ time a couple of days after smashing Rihanna’s face. Big difference when you’re not standing in front of someone who can dangle your freedom in front of your face.

breezy

Rihanna’s lawyer said she will testify if subpoenaed and “will do everything that’s required of her to do.”

Message to Chris Brown:
You’re fuck’d!

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Tags: celebrity, chris brown, gossip, jail, music, not guilty, picture, rihanna

Mike Vick Is Free!

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

YEZER! Ron Mexico AKA Mike Vick is a free man! Lets be real, the whole thing with him going to jail for killing dogs was just stupid. If you think about it he was doing his community a service because those dog were violent. If one of them escaped then who knows what it would have done to some kid riding his bike.

But lets get to football. Who is he gonna sign with? You know the NFL is gonna let him play because Vick is a mega star and mega draw. So who is it gonna be?

The Bears? Nope, their Black quarterback experiment didnt work out.
The Broncos? Maybe, they’re gonna need a quarterback.
The Texans? I dont know if those Red Necks in the South would welcome him.
The Jets? They need a quarterback and they’re a playoff team waiting to happen. Might be a good fit.

ron mexico

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Tags: bears, broncos, da bears, dog fighting, jail, jets, michael vick, mike vick, nfl, ron mexico, sports, turd ferguson

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