When I first saw the trailer for 21 Jump Street I thought it was a practical joke. But the more and more I see the commercials for it I realized that it wasnt and they really did make the movie. That brings me to this: what the fuck has Ice Cube done to his career? I remember Cube from such classics as Straight Outta Compton and him playing Dough Boy. Now he’s religated to playing Captain Dickson. Sad. So sad. The interactive video is below.
What the fuck? Listen to when Costas asks him if he is sexually attracted to little boys. Sandusky’s answer is like “um… huh… sexually attracted? …no?” Man look, you like boys and you wanted to admit it to Bob Costas but your lawyer is telling you to shut the fuck up about it.
Let me describe what its like to sit in a restaurant while I tried to interview with Summer Altice. I got there first and when she walked into the room, every male voice you heard just stopped talking. It was almost like the record scratching off the record in a movie. When the waiter showed her where I was sitting, it seemed like Summer was walking in slow motion. Im not kidding. Every guy who walked by couldnt take their eyes off her. It was crazy. Once Summer sat down in front of me I couldnt believe how stunning she was in person. I actually stumbled over “Hi.” After I gathered my senses I started the interview. And it went like this.
TF: You’re gorgeous.
SA: Thanks!
A lot of you guys have seen Turd Ferguson’s October Model of the Month on King Magazine’s Web Girl of the Week and a bunch of 50 Cent videos. For those who dont know who she is, let me introduce you to hands down the sexiest Middle Eastern model you will ever see, Tehmeena Afzel. I sent Tehmeena a text message asking her if she would do an interview for us she replied back in less that 60 seconds with “Hell yeah!”. So I gave Tehmeena a call and heres how it went.
TF: You may have had the most craziest yet coolest idea I’ve ever seen on Twitter. You tweeted your cell number so that your fans can text you. What gave you that idea?
TA: I was just bored and the twitter app on my cell phone kept of crashing so I decided to just send out my cell phone number. Plus it gives my fans another way to contact me.
TF: How many text messages did you received so far?
TA: Seriously it has got to be over 100,000
TF: What was the best and worst text?
TA: Someone asked me if they can lick my toes which was pretty gross. Some people dont know how to act I guess. For the most part my fans texted me with some really sweet stuff and let me know how much they appreciate me for giving out my number!
My buddies and I watched the controversial knock out about 20 – 30 times and because my buddies are Mexican and Black, needless to say we couldnt come to an agreement as to whether or not it was a cheap shot. In my humble opinion the cheap shot was from Ortiz and his head-butt.
HOWEVER!
Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather and Larry Merchant had the greatest post fight interview in the history of boxing and maybe even wrestling. Watch the video before that gets taken down too.
If you’re a fan of this wonderful little men’s entertainment magazine, you know that once a month I interview some of the hottest babes in the world. Take Rosie Jones and Sabrina Maree for example. Well with the end of the year coming soon, I wanted to end the year by interviewing someone I have no business interviewing. That person is the one, the only, Jessica Alba.
I know its crazy, but keep reading…
