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BULLSHIT!
Monday, June 15th, 2009Have you ever finished speaking to someone and then you say to yourself, “What a bunch of bullshit.”? Theres a dude I know who is a complete bullshit artist. Let me run down a couple of the shit he’s told us:
- He played for the New York Islanders in the NHL.
- His father played for the San Fransisco Giants. He backed up Willie McCovey.
- When he was a kid his little league baseball team was so good that they went to Williamsport, “In Connecticut”.
- This is my real hair.
- He pitched a no-hitter for the Cuban National team, even though he’s White.
- He was the inspiration for Spiderman.
- Chuck Norris studied karate under him.
- He help write songs for Elvis Presley.
- Before working as an undercover Russian cosmonaut, he was an American Navy General.
- He discovered the Mississippi River.
- Invented cable TV.
- He once delivered a baby.
- His real name is Jesus Christ.
- He was the co-pilot on that plane that landed in the Hudson River.
bullshit, bull shit, turd ferguson, jesus, christ, hudson river, spiderman, funny, humor
Mahmoud Ahmadinejizz Wins Election
Sunday, June 14th, 2009I just read that Mahmoud Ahmadinejizz was “re-elected” again in Iran. Why would those people over there want him as a President? Its crazy to even think that 4 people voted for him. Heres a guy who is considered to be one of the craziest people on the Earth let alone the Middle East.
Plus no straight man waves like this…
And goes around tongue kissing other men. Barack wouldnt do that shit. Although Lil Wayne would. Fags.
turd ferguson, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, iran, politics, funny, humor, gay, lil wayne, barack obama, president
WTF? Pickles Got Faces
Sunday, June 14th, 2009You know, who the hell are these pickles appealing to? I for one, would never eat a pickle for obvious reasons.
“I Have A”… A What Do I Have?
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Im about 190% sure that Dr. King is rolling over in his grave knowing that this mofo just took Black back about 157 years.
I Finally Watched Wolverine
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Last night I watched Wolverine what we’ll call an “advanced copy”. Man what a piece of shit! Thank God someone decided to put the Gambit character in the movie because he seemed like the only cool character.
Who’s idea was it to put Wil.I.Am in the movie? That guy should be banned from ever casting any movie for the rest of his life. Wil.I.Aint even that good of an artist, why would he be good at acting?
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