Is your future wife going to wake up every day to play bingo and watch General Hospital until it’s time to complain about your inadequate love-making skills? Not with the right kind of guidance. It might be a good idea to give her this shirt while you’re still engaged, just so she can’t blame anyone but herself when the laundry piles up & you’re forced to enact marital law.
Why I Don’t Want Black Vagina by OJ Love
Why is it that chicks value cooking a meal for a man more than giving him some vagina? You’ll let a person enter your body, but wont drop a pork chop in some grease?
You’ll have unprotected sex with strange men but can’t slide a digiorno in the oven and have a pleasant conversation?I’m no stranger to the struggle, cut you some hot dogs up in them ramans and tell me about your goals and dreams. I think Black chicks think that going to the club rarely makes them wife material.
Black chicks say we have a lot of expectations. I have 3:
1- put food on stove.
2- remove it before it burns.
3- keep your vagina to yourself.
Damn Homey! And he’s still talking shit after getting his shit pushed in.
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