Im soooo sick and tired of the sports media talking about how much Tim Tebow reminds them of Jesus Christ.  “Oh Tebow is the most awesomest football player and an even more awesomer person.” “Oh he’s such a handsome young man.”  Heres an idea, why dont you blow me like you’re blowing Tebow?  Im Turd Ferguson bitch!  Heres a couple of things that come to mind when someone mentions Tim Tebow:

1. That jump pass isnt going to work in the NFL.
2. Ray Lewis will eat him alive.
3. He’s a fag.
4. If you’re a fan of Tebow, then you’re a bigger fag than he is.
5. I hope he ends up in the CFL as a back up tight end.
6. He’s a douche bag.
7. He gets the media attention because he’s The Great White Hope.
8. Ron Mexico was and still is the best athlete to play quarter back.
9. I bet he really doesnt read the bible.
10. Fuck you Tim Tebow I hope the Lions draft you.

“King Doucher”