If you look up the word “douche bag” in the dictionary, Im almost sure you’ll find a picture of Ryan Braun. The guy is the leading vote getter for the MLB All-Star Game for Douchers. Please, if you see me rockin a shirt like this, I beg you to put 2 bullets in my head and one in my chest.
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I filed this pic in my Photobucket under the “celebrity” folder and I dont know why. But more importantly; Douche Reinhardt needs to run for the hills! Message to Douche, if the poon smells like medicine, dont go near it because she’s medicating something down there. And now you got it on your lip.
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@KingDoucheBag posted a twitpic of his wife Demi Moore. Unfortunately it wasnt a pic like that stripper scene in Striptease. It was a pic of her flat ass. Yeah, Demi suffers from Nassitall, thats “No Ass At All”.
Why is the intranets all a buzz about this pic? How do we even know thats Demi? It could be some tramp that Ashton Doucher is tappin. I mean, the chick aint got no ass! I’ve seen better asses than that. And I know you have too.