A man accused of dumping tree parts on a Detroit street tells a reporter “I don’t listen to women.” The man – Ihor Stetkewycz of Warren, Michigan – also claims to be from Mars.
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I found a wallet at the gas station with $250 in cash, credit cards up the wazoo, a debit card, and the bank account numbers to both the savings and checking in it. His license was from Detroit. So I left my cell number with the gas attendant. No more than 10 minutes later I get a call from wallet guy. So went back to the gas station and give the man his wallet. Yes everything was still in it. The guy (who was Black) offered me some money, which I refused. In stead I left him with this:
“Nah bru. Im not gonna take your money because one, Obama is gonna be President in a couple of days. Two, its cold up in the “D”. Im sure you could use every dime. And three, the Lions put you through enough grief and thats why I wanted to make sure you got your loot back. Peace out son.”
But let me tell you, Im done with good deeds for 2009. I got it out of the way early too. So from here on out, its back to “Asshole Ferguson” for the next 11 months.