- He has texted you “Woot! Woot!”
- He wears Uggs
- After someone says something funny he says “OMG I gotta Tweet that! LOLZ!”
- He sees a random guy in the street and tell you, “That guy goes to gay bars” but doesnt tell you how he knows
- Loves to watch How I Met Your Mother
- He thinks the Old Spice Guy is hot
- He didnt watch any major sporting events this year or last
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Your Friend Might Be Gay If
Sunday, March 27th, 2011Chris Brown Got Off Easy
Monday, June 22nd, 2009The State of California wont let the fags get married, but they’ll let men who punch and choke the piss out of a woman walk and not spend a single day in jail. Here is the statement from the DA’s office:
“He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.
He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.
Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”
He gets to wash fire trucks. Why not let him ring the bell and slide down the pole while he’s at it?
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Chris Brown “Not Guilty” WTF?
Monday, April 6th, 2009Huh? Did I miss something? Do I file this under “WFT?” or under “Asshole of the Day”? Chris Brown plead “not guilty” to felony charges that he threatened and assaulted. Yeah, you read that right, “not guilty”. What-a-Dick.
Look at him here then look at him in the pic below. Here he is telling a judge that he’s not guilty.
Here he is having a grand ol’ time a couple of days after smashing Rihanna’s face. Big difference when you’re not standing in front of someone who can dangle your freedom in front of your face.
Rihanna’s lawyer said she will testify if subpoenaed and “will do everything that’s required of her to do.”
Message to Chris Brown:
You’re fuck’d!


















