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The Love Rug, Get Yours

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Who would like to be the first to help me try out this new rug that ordered? Megan Fox? Jessica Alba? Carrie Underwood? Anyone?… Anyone? No? But check this out, “its strokes your body while you make love.” And it comes in Jaguar, Lynx and Minx. I ordered Jaguar.

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Clarkson Not Prego, Just Fat

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

All these rumors about the first American Idol being prego are crazy. The bitch is on a see-food diet. Bottom line, she is the complete opposite of Carrie Underwood.

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Kelly Clarkson Eats A Lot

Monday, February 9th, 2009


Geez! Will someone tell Kelly Clarkson to stop eating? American Idol winners are supposed to look like Carrie Underwood. I mean Kelly dont even have any tiggos and her hair looks like shit!

Message to Kelly: Look like a star.

NUM, NUM, NUM!
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American Idol: Katrina Darrell

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

When I saw this chick on American Idol last night I didnt see the big deal. Katrina Darrell really isnt as hot as they were making her out to be. She’s not pretty. She has a hook nose. No tits. And a ok ass. If you put some clothes on her and she’ll blend into the crowd. I’ve seen pleanty of hotter chicks on that show. Remember this girl? Carrie Underwood was way hotter.

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Seacrest is definately a fag. He should have kissed that chick to prove to America that he’s straight.

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