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Today is Turd Ferguson Blog’s 5th birthday! Thanks for making this hobby the best mens entertainment site on the world wide web over the past 5 years! You guys kick ass! So to help celebrate I bring you girls kissing other girls. Why? Because who doesnt want to see girls kissing other girls?
As a birthday present from me to you, Im going to let you know who’s the model slash celebrity I interviewed for the month of April is…
If you’re Latin, you know her as the sports segment girl from the show on Telemundo called Nitido, Its the one and only Lisa Morales! And if you’re not Latin, you’ll want to start watching her show. I’ll post the interview on March 30th.
You can see a picture of Lisa Morales [RIGHT HERE].
Todays Asshole of the Day is Ben Southall, winner of “Worlds Greatest Job”
This guy might be the biggest asshole on the face of the Earth. He is actually going to do things by the book once he gets on that island and just take pictures of the ocean and write blogs about the weather.
In my application for The Worlds Greatest Job I wanted to actually increase tourism by throwing star-studded parties.
This is Ben Southall giving a thumbs up. How original. I would have been poplocking all over that island!
You all heard about that “Best Job in the World” where you are a caretaker for the Hamilton Island of the Great Barrier Reef in Australia who will blog to the world about what is going on over there so tourism can go up. Well sign my ass up because I fit all of the requirements!
It doesnt matter what they ask me to do for $100,000 for 6 months, I can do it! In my video application I was going to point out a couple of things:
- I have the beach body of a God so I would fit right in on the beach.
- Im a Puerto Rican living in Chicago, I dont belong here. I belong on the beach.
- Im going to turn tourism around by sending personal invitations to Jessica Alba, this chick, Megan Fox, Marisa Miller, and Kim Kardashian.