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Will Someone Tell Ashton Doucher To STFU

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

This over privledged asshole had the balls to tweet this.

Are you fucking kidding me?! You know what he’s right, Paterno shouldnt have been fired last night. He should have been fired last week you stupid fuck! Im not going to go into the reasons why he should have gotten fired because we all know them. But for someone with the audience of Ashton Doucher to make that statement a good enough reason for anyone who has ever been effected by child abuse or anyone with a half-a-brain to stop watching that shit of a show he has on CBS. FUCK HIM!

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Tags: ashton kutcher, asshole, celebrity, fired, jerry sanducky, joe paterno, sports, turd ferguson, twitter

Ashton Wins, CNN Doesnt Care

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Lets file this under W for Who Gives a Shit?

Ashton Kutcher has more Twitter followers than CNN. Do you really care? I sure as hell dont. In fact, the only reason Im posting about this shit is because it was on the Yahoo.com front page.

Lets note a couple of things:

Out of those million Twitter followers theres ony 6 straight men. The rest are either girls, gays and more gays.
Not one member of the freshmen football team he used to coach is following him. Because they hate his douche bagness and they’re all real men.

If you follow @aplusk:

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Tags: ashton kutcher, celebrity, cnn, gay, internet, million followers, twitter

You Might Be Gay…

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

You might be gay…

if you visit the wine bar at US Cellular Field.
if you root for a team that has a wine bar.
if you go to a tweet up.
if you create a tweet up.
if you have a design in your beard.
if you poplock for no apparent reason.
if you wear muscle shirts.
if your friends call you Frank the Fag.
if you critique Michelle Obama’s outfits.
if you love that fat girl you’re dating.
if you wear sweaters that look like this.
if you watch Dancing With The Stars.
if you watch American Idol.
if you go to the Gay Pride Parade “to make fun at the gays”.
if you follow Ashton Kutcher on Twitter.

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Tags: american idol, ashton kutcher, dancing with the stars, funny, gay, humor, michelle obama, tweet up, tweetup, us cellular, white sox, wine bar, you might be

Celeb Twitter Porn?

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

@KingDoucheBag posted a twitpic of his wife Demi Moore. Unfortunately it wasnt a pic like that stripper scene in Striptease. It was a pic of her flat ass. Yeah, Demi suffers from Nassitall, thats “No Ass At All”.

More after pic.

Why is the intranets all a buzz about this pic? How do we even know thats Demi? It could be some tramp that Ashton Doucher is tappin. I mean, the chick aint got no ass! I’ve seen better asses than that. And I know you have too.

Now this is an ass!

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Tags: ashton kutcher, ass, celebrity, demi moore, douche bag, doucher, picture, twitter

Ashton Doucher Strikes Again!

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Ashton Doucher apparently doesnt like to wake up before 3 in the afternoon.

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Nice faggotty looking hat. Check out some of the YouTube comments left for the dick bag:

- “Waaah people with real jobs are interrupting my sleep.”
- “Deal with it, you douche!”
- “Give me a fucking break. The rest of the country has to wake up at that time. Think of the guys building the house who are waking up at 5 to get there to work on the house. You’re so fucking spoiled it makes me sick. Welcome to the real world fucker.”
- “Maybe he can go cry to Grandma Demi about it.”
- “LOL how brave of him. he talks shit behind the dude’s back but can’t muster it to his face.you’ll lose your teeth ashton. whiny bitch.”

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Tags: ashton kutcher, celebrity, douche bag, doucher, video, viral

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Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.