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10 Super Bowl Observations

Monday, February 7th, 2011

I noticed a lot of things about Super Bowl 45 but 10 things stood out the most, here they are.

1. Christina Aguilera
When they showed her on the TV for the first time I noticed that she is out of shape. Let me reiterate that, she is fat. The second thing everyone noticed is that she fucked up the National Anthem. The third thing I noticed is that she must have been eating and singing at the same time because she sounded like shit.

2. Dorito’s Commercials: WTF?
The first Dorito’s commercial with that ugly pug was predictable the second that douche closed the door and began to tease the dog. It sucked. Speaking of sucking, WTF was up with that creepy cheese lover guy sucking the finger of the Dorito eater? Not only was it nasty, it was gay!


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Links at Random

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010
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  • Manly cupcakes: liquor soaked and bacon topped [TheBachelorGuy]
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  • Exclusive pictures of A-Rod and Cameron Diaz in Mexico [BronxGoblin]
  • In case you missed it, Jessica Alba’s titties [TurdFergusonBlog]
  • 15 celebrities with herpes [DannyAshton]
  • The Soushoku Danshi: That means men eat grass in Japan [ShaveMagazine]
  • Anne Hathaway’s new movie looks good [DamnImCute]
  • 50 greatest Call of Duty kills [Manofest]
  • Cigar Guys 15 minutes of fame isnt up yet [HuggingHaroldReynolds]

The Crazies: Black Friday edition [Waspp]

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The Yankees Loves White Girls

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Alright look mother fuckers… Im glad that you’re smashin those whooties (White girl with a booty), like you’re smachin a fastball over the middle of the plate. But you two better not go into a slump because you’re to busy hanging with these two groopies. A-Rod hitting in the playoffs makes me constipated and I dont need to blame them two White girls for the Yankees not winning the World Series.

Robinson Cano and Melky Cabrera love them some White Girls and I dont even think they know English.

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Selena Roberts Is A Bullshit Artist

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

I know baseball. I grew up learning game to be groomed to play in the Majors, but it just didnt pan out for me. My dad was a catcher and an All-State player. My uncle, drafted to play shortstop for the Houston Astros (never made it out of Double A). My brother an All-State short stop also. And I was a division 1 center fielder who was recruited to play at LSU, but decided on a university closer to home (big mistake, should have went to LSU). So me and my family know baseball and they all agree with the following:

Selena Roberts‘ claim that Alex Rodriguez would tip off batters as to what pitch was coming in 100% false. Anyone who ever played baseball at the high school level and higher would know that it is impossible for the short stop to look into the catcher, steal the sign and relay it to the batter. IMPOSSIBLE.

In order for Alex to have seen the pitching signs, he would have to have been standing almost directly next to second base. What was he doing when there was a right-handed hitter at the plate? Was he walking up to the pitcher and asking him “Hey, what are you going to throw?”

Now, if Selena Roberts would have said that A-Rod was telling batters the game plan as to how they are going to pitch to them, then that holds more water. But even then, the pitcher would still need to execute the game plan. So it would have been a complete waste of breath.

Look, I could go on and on about that book (A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez) and tell you why Selena Roberts is full of shit. Her claim of A-Rod taking steroids in high school because he bulked up 25 pounds sounds stupid considering thats when young men grow. What she fails to tell you is what Doug Menkevich (former MLB player and A-Rod high school teammate) has said, “A-Rod also grew 4 inches in height.”

Bottom line, dont support this chick by buying her book. Its full of lies.

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Nah Nigga, You Gay! Part 2

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Dunny, are you for real? Why would you subject yourself to such gay ass looking pictures? Why would you give Red Sox Nation amo? And all of this talk about you tappin’ Madonna must be all lies cause you gay! If you’re gonna take pictures, take them like this. That way everyone will know you’re a man and you’ll make the entire internet think that you hit a grand slam.

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Nah Nigga, You Gay! Part 1 can be found here.

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