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North Korea

Lets pretend that Saddam Hussein was this “good guy“. But then woke up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States.” Four months later he announces that he is ready to test that nuke. Would we, the USA sit around and say, “Wow… they really are going to test that missle.” No. Dub-Ya would have called Sadam the leader of the Axis of Evil and started bombing and start this big ol’ “holy war” between Christians and Muslems.

Right? Now correct me if Im wrong.

Cream-of-sum-young-guy in North Korea is not a “good guy” did wake up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States even though those people over there use their tax money to feed us and keep us warm with their oil.” Four months later they announce that they are ready to test that nuke. And they did. The test failed, but they still ran a test to nuke the DAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Was George on fricken vacation again?! Did he crumble up the post-it on his desk that said, “Koreans are going to blow up America”? Or did he say, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me – you cant get fooled again.”

This is clear cut evidence that George Dub-Ya was on a witch hunt to get Saddam Hussein for trying to kill his daddy. There was just speculation that Sadam had weapons of mass distruction. SPECULATION! Kim Jung Cheech and Chong over there came out and said that was has nukes and Georgy Porgy doesnt care like he doesnt care about Black people.

Good job Bush voters.

North Korea

Lets pretend that Saddam Hussein was this “good guy“. But then woke up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States.” Four months later he announces that he is ready to test that nuke. Would we, the USA sit around and say, “Wow… they really are going to test that missle.” No. Dub-Ya would have called Sadam the leader of the Axis of Evil and started bombing and start this big ol’ “holy war” between Christians and Muslems.

Right? Now correct me if Im wrong.

Cream-of-sum-young-guy in North Korea is not a “good guy” did wake up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States even though those people over there use their tax money to feed us and keep us warm with their oil.” Four months later they announce that they are ready to test that nuke. And they did. The test failed, but they still ran a test to nuke the DAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Was George on fricken vacation again?! Did he crumble up the post-it on his desk that said, “Koreans are going to blow up America”? Or did he say, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me – you cant get fooled again.”

This is clear cut evidence that George Dub-Ya was on a witch hunt to get Saddam Hussein for trying to kill his daddy. There was just speculation that Sadam had weapons of mass distruction. SPECULATION! Kim Jung Cheech and Chong over there came out and said that was has nukes and Georgy Porgy doesnt care like he doesnt care about Black people.

Good job Bush voters.

North Korea

Lets pretend that Saddam Hussein was this “good guy“. But then woke up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States.” Four months later he announces that he is ready to test that nuke. Would we, the USA sit around and say, “Wow… they really are going to test that missle.” No. Dub-Ya would have called Sadam the leader of the Axis of Evil and started bombing and start this big ol’ “holy war” between Christians and Muslems.

Right? Now correct me if Im wrong.

Cream-of-sum-young-guy in North Korea is not a “good guy” did wake up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States even though those people over there use their tax money to feed us and keep us warm with their oil.” Four months later they announce that they are ready to test that nuke. And they did. The test failed, but they still ran a test to nuke the DAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Was George on fricken vacation again?! Did he crumble up the post-it on his desk that said, “Koreans are going to blow up America”? Or did he say, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me – you cant get fooled again.”

This is clear cut evidence that George Dub-Ya was on a witch hunt to get Saddam Hussein for trying to kill his daddy. There was just speculation that Sadam had weapons of mass distruction. SPECULATION! Kim Jung Cheech and Chong over there came out and said that was has nukes and Georgy Porgy doesnt care like he doesnt care about Black people.

Good job Bush voters.

North Korea

Lets pretend that Saddam Hussein was this “good guy“. But then woke up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States.” Four months later he announces that he is ready to test that nuke. Would we, the USA sit around and say, “Wow… they really are going to test that missle.” No. Dub-Ya would have called Sadam the leader of the Axis of Evil and started bombing and start this big ol’ “holy war” between Christians and Muslems.

Right? Now correct me if Im wrong.

Cream-of-sum-young-guy in North Korea is not a “good guy” did wake up one day and said, “You know what? Today Im going to start building a nuke that can reach the United States even though those people over there use their tax money to feed us and keep us warm with their oil.” Four months later they announce that they are ready to test that nuke. And they did. The test failed, but they still ran a test to nuke the DAMN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Was George on fricken vacation again?! Did he crumble up the post-it on his desk that said, “Koreans are going to blow up America”? Or did he say, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me – you cant get fooled again.”

This is clear cut evidence that George Dub-Ya was on a witch hunt to get Saddam Hussein for trying to kill his daddy. There was just speculation that Sadam had weapons of mass distruction. SPECULATION! Kim Jung Cheech and Chong over there came out and said that was has nukes and Georgy Porgy doesnt care like he doesnt care about Black people.

Good job Bush voters.

Wanna Another Hot Dog?

As usual Nathans hot dog’s holds their annual hotdog eating contest on the 4th of July. And as usual, Tekeru Cobayashi is the winner.

This guy ate 49 hot dogs! Can you just imagine the size of the shit that Jap took after 49 hot dogs?! WOW!

Then theirs this guy. Im now convinced that this contest is fixed. Fat Black guys are always hungry. And I know he could have eaten more than 49 hot dogs! The Nathans web site says he weighs 420 pounds. Now imagine the size of shit he dropped!

You can see the rest of the competitors here.