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Bush vs. Other Presidents

I just had a conversation with a guy we all know named Diesel. Diesel is a hard core Bush lover. And me, Im the complete opposite. Diesel is the kind of guy that at the age of 48, would re-up in the military because Georgy told him that he would become General of the entire armed forces and then Georgy would tell him that he was lying. He’s still do it. So what Im getting at is that I was talking to him and Diesel was mad that a Mexican lady in Utah took her son to meet Vicente Fox and was quoted saying, “I wanted my son to meet his President.” I asked Diesel what was the big deal? And he said, “I took great offence to that. That Fox guy is an incompetent President.” So I started laughing. My response was, “So you think your President isnt incompetent?” He had no response. Instead tried to stay on Fox by saying, well… Im not going to tell you what he said cause its not worth repeating. He told me that “they” should all go back to Mexico. So I posed this question to him: If all of the Mexicans should go back to Mexico because they are here illegally, should all of the people from the United States leave Iraq? We’re there illegally. Im sure they dont want any “illegals” there either.

I also told him, “Land of the free and and home of the brave, we’re not. If we are the land of the free, why are we kicking people out who want to be free? Free to work, free to live a better live, free to walk around in their underwear for all I care. Home of the brave we’re not. If we’re so brave, why are we worrying about N. Korea? We’re worried about Iran? We’re worried about frickin Venezuela! People who are brave dont worry.” “We are the land of the brave!” he said, “put Bush in the ring against all of those guys and see who comes out winning!” What a great idea Diesel! Lets put the President of Venezuela Julio Whatever and Cream of some young guy from N. Korea and Punjab from Iran in the same ring with our great President and see who is left standing. And then senate will have to vote again on the national language and trust me, English wont be on the agenda.

Bush vs. Other Presidents

I just had a conversation with a guy we all know named Diesel. Diesel is a hard core Bush lover. And me, Im the complete opposite. Diesel is the kind of guy that at the age of 48, would re-up in the military because Georgy told him that he would become General of the entire armed forces and then Georgy would tell him that he was lying. He’s still do it. So what Im getting at is that I was talking to him and Diesel was mad that a Mexican lady in Utah took her son to meet Vicente Fox and was quoted saying, “I wanted my son to meet his President.” I asked Diesel what was the big deal? And he said, “I took great offence to that. That Fox guy is an incompetent President.” So I started laughing. My response was, “So you think your President isnt incompetent?” He had no response. Instead tried to stay on Fox by saying, well… Im not going to tell you what he said cause its not worth repeating. He told me that “they” should all go back to Mexico. So I posed this question to him: If all of the Mexicans should go back to Mexico because they are here illegally, should all of the people from the United States leave Iraq? We’re there illegally. Im sure they dont want any “illegals” there either.

I also told him, “Land of the free and and home of the brave, we’re not. If we are the land of the free, why are we kicking people out who want to be free? Free to work, free to live a better live, free to walk around in their underwear for all I care. Home of the brave we’re not. If we’re so brave, why are we worrying about N. Korea? We’re worried about Iran? We’re worried about frickin Venezuela! People who are brave dont worry.” “We are the land of the brave!” he said, “put Bush in the ring against all of those guys and see who comes out winning!” What a great idea Diesel! Lets put the President of Venezuela Julio Whatever and Cream of some young guy from N. Korea and Punjab from Iran in the same ring with our great President and see who is left standing. And then senate will have to vote again on the national language and trust me, English wont be on the agenda.

Bush vs. Other Presidents

I just had a conversation with a guy we all know named Diesel. Diesel is a hard core Bush lover. And me, Im the complete opposite. Diesel is the kind of guy that at the age of 48, would re-up in the military because Georgy told him that he would become General of the entire armed forces and then Georgy would tell him that he was lying. He’s still do it. So what Im getting at is that I was talking to him and Diesel was mad that a Mexican lady in Utah took her son to meet Vicente Fox and was quoted saying, “I wanted my son to meet his President.” I asked Diesel what was the big deal? And he said, “I took great offence to that. That Fox guy is an incompetent President.” So I started laughing. My response was, “So you think your President isnt incompetent?” He had no response. Instead tried to stay on Fox by saying, well… Im not going to tell you what he said cause its not worth repeating. He told me that “they” should all go back to Mexico. So I posed this question to him: If all of the Mexicans should go back to Mexico because they are here illegally, should all of the people from the United States leave Iraq? We’re there illegally. Im sure they dont want any “illegals” there either.

I also told him, “Land of the free and and home of the brave, we’re not. If we are the land of the free, why are we kicking people out who want to be free? Free to work, free to live a better live, free to walk around in their underwear for all I care. Home of the brave we’re not. If we’re so brave, why are we worrying about N. Korea? We’re worried about Iran? We’re worried about frickin Venezuela! People who are brave dont worry.” “We are the land of the brave!” he said, “put Bush in the ring against all of those guys and see who comes out winning!” What a great idea Diesel! Lets put the President of Venezuela Julio Whatever and Cream of some young guy from N. Korea and Punjab from Iran in the same ring with our great President and see who is left standing. And then senate will have to vote again on the national language and trust me, English wont be on the agenda.

I Gotta Getem’

Theres a lot of things in life that I would love to have, a yacht, a house on the beach, a lamborghini. Things like that. But then theres the things I call necessities. And those things are hubcap spinners. I have opened a new bank account to deposit money into just so I can buy my hubcap spinners. Im sure if you’ve seen them, you want them just as much as I do.

I just love the way the “spinner” part sticks out like a propellor. And the way they spin when a gust of wind passes through. I also love the way all of the people stare and point at the hubcap spinners. Even the way all of the girls look in the car to see who’s driving while they smile at the driver. I also love the way they pop right off so you can take them where ever you go to insure they dont get stolen. Please Lord, help me get some hubcap spinners.

I Gotta Getem’

Theres a lot of things in life that I would love to have, a yacht, a house on the beach, a lamborghini. Things like that. But then theres the things I call necessities. And those things are hubcap spinners. I have opened a new bank account to deposit money into just so I can buy my hubcap spinners. Im sure if you’ve seen them, you want them just as much as I do.

I just love the way the “spinner” part sticks out like a propellor. And the way they spin when a gust of wind passes through. I also love the way all of the people stare and point at the hubcap spinners. Even the way all of the girls look in the car to see who’s driving while they smile at the driver. I also love the way they pop right off so you can take them where ever you go to insure they dont get stolen. Please Lord, help me get some hubcap spinners.