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		<title>I Want To Bang Shay Maria!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this chick on TheChive.com and I instantly fell in love with the size of her rack. 
A message to every woman
If you dont look like this, you should kill yourself because you&#8217;ll never look this hot.


Yes! Fuck Me! Please!





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		<title>Howard Sterns Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant Pics</title>
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Today was a big day in the world of Stern fans because Jamie Jungers was the winner of the Howard Sterns Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.  I listened to it while I was at work and it sounded pretty cool except for a couple of things:
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		<title>Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere</title>
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		<title>Best Bottom in the World</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Apparel held an online contest to determine The Best Bottom in the World.  I dont know if these are the best bottoms in the world, but their nothing to sneeze at.  Peep the top 5.
WINNER
Name: Boom Boom from Santo Domingo.  Im not lying, I would have voted for this ass because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Which Jessica Rabbit Is The Hottest?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a big fan of Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit for a while now and its all thanks to the ass that she&#8217;s packin.  HOWEVER!  Theres a new Jessica Rabbit on the block!  And this one got the total package.  So I want you all to help me pick &#8220;The Real [...]]]></description>
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