Why do Black woman insist on getting blond weaves? It dont work and its not going to make you look like a White girl. No lie, I think my aunt owns an outfit like that.
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No Black Chicks on TurdFergusonBlog Part 17
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010How The Fuck Does This Happen?
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010
Seriously, how the fuck does that happen? The Guatemalans are claiming that all of the crazy rain they’ve been having caused the Earth to just disappear in a perfect symmetrical circle. I call BULLSHIT! Theres no way rain could have caused that sinkhole. Why? Because its a perfect fucking circle thats why! Look at that thing, it has no bottom! Either the devil is gonna jump up outta there and start killing mother fuckers or someone actually dug their way to China. Theres no report of smoke or sound of when the land that was there hit rock bottom. Someone needs to check the other side of the world to see whats going on over there.
It looks like when someone cores an apple so they dont eat the pits and shit. Its so perfect. What if some aliens cored the Earth so they can eat us? Sounds crazy right? Is it as crazy as believing that rain cause a perfect circle to sink into the depths of the Earth? That hole is man made and I dont care what anyone tells me.
Or do you think the Mayans are saying “Oh shit we were right, the world is gonna end in 2012.” Because if you think about it, theres been a series of crazy shit happening. This, an earthquake in Puerto Rico, Haiti, Arnold Drummond dying. The list goes on and on.
Grandma and Grandson Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Sunday, May 2nd, 2010I just read that a grandmother and her grandson in Indiana are having a child together. GROSS!
According to Australia’s New Idea magazine, Pearl had a daughter, Lynette, who she gave up for adoption at age 18. In 1983, that daughter had a son, named Phil. After Lynette died of brain cancer, Phil decided to track down his grandmother:
“We both cried but kept talking for three hours,’ she says. ‘When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson!”
The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn’t going to deny her feelings anymore.
“I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,” Pearl says.
“I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.”
That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers.
The determined pair then decided to use Pearl’s retirement money to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Phil’s sperm. They placed an ad asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied. The three met up a few times and hit it off.
“Initially I was shocked,” says Roxanne on learning the couple were related. “But they’re a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too.”
“Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can’t keep our hands off each other.”
The Happy Couple
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Puerto Ricans Are Embarrassing Me
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010Yeah, this happened:
A funeral home in Puerto Rico that made international headlines two years ago is at it again. Marin Funeral Home has embalmed the body of a young man and put the corpse atop a motorcycle in a hunched-over racing position. The body wears a black cap, black sunglasses and a long-sleeved black T-shirt.
Local television station WAPA says the unidentified 22-year-old shooting victim will be buried Wednesday.
Calls to the funeral home were not returned Tuesday.
Two years ago, the funeral home embalmed a 24-year-old man and kept the body standing upright for during a three-day wake.
I swear to God Puerto Ricans are embarrassing me! You can see the two pictures right here.
Man I was really hoping that was a Dominican or even a Mexican. What I dont understand is that in Puerto Rico not only are they making the dead stand at their own wakes, you usually go to the persons house to see the dead person. Creepy.
I was also wondering if when I die, that same funeral home will sit me in-front of my computer for my wake?
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