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Erin Andrews Is Asking For It

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Everyone’s favorite over-rated hot sideline reporter is asking for Turd Ferguson to make a deposit.

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Tags: erin andrews, espn, funny, hot chick, humor, picture, sideline reporter, sports, turd ferguson

This Is Why The Cubs Suck

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Denise Richards got a chance to stretch her 15 minutes a bit and sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game at the Cubs game. And this is why the Cubs havent won the World Series in 100 years.

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Tags: baseball, chicago, cubs, Denise Richards, mlb, sing, turd ferguson, video, viral

Selena Roberts Is A Bullshit Artist

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

I know baseball. I grew up learning game to be groomed to play in the Majors, but it just didnt pan out for me. My dad was a catcher and an All-State player. My uncle, drafted to play shortstop for the Houston Astros (never made it out of Double A). My brother an All-State short stop also. And I was a division 1 center fielder who was recruited to play at LSU, but decided on a university closer to home (big mistake, should have went to LSU). So me and my family know baseball and they all agree with the following:

Selena Roberts‘ claim that Alex Rodriguez would tip off batters as to what pitch was coming in 100% false. Anyone who ever played baseball at the high school level and higher would know that it is impossible for the short stop to look into the catcher, steal the sign and relay it to the batter. IMPOSSIBLE.

In order for Alex to have seen the pitching signs, he would have to have been standing almost directly next to second base. What was he doing when there was a right-handed hitter at the plate? Was he walking up to the pitcher and asking him “Hey, what are you going to throw?”

Now, if Selena Roberts would have said that A-Rod was telling batters the game plan as to how they are going to pitch to them, then that holds more water. But even then, the pitcher would still need to execute the game plan. So it would have been a complete waste of breath.

Look, I could go on and on about that book (A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez) and tell you why Selena Roberts is full of shit. Her claim of A-Rod taking steroids in high school because he bulked up 25 pounds sounds stupid considering thats when young men grow. What she fails to tell you is what Doug Menkevich (former MLB player and A-Rod high school teammate) has said, “A-Rod also grew 4 inches in height.”

Bottom line, dont support this chick by buying her book. Its full of lies.

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Tags: A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez, ALEX RODRIGUEZ, arod, baseball, book, mlb, selena roberts, sports, steroids, turd ferguson, yankees

Dont Fuck With Manny Pacquiao

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Message to the anyone interested in wanting to become a Boxer:

Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT go into boxing with the hope of fighting Manny Pacquiao for a big pay day. Why? Because Manny Pacquiao will fuck you up. Its that simple.

What Manny did to Ricky Hatton on Saturday night reminded me of what Iron Mike Tyson used to do to cats in his prime. It wasnt fair. I thought I witnessed a death in the ring because I could have swore that Ricky Hatton’s soul was trying to leave his body. Im not shittin’ you!

I’ll leave you with this, Floyd Mayweather may want to throw his fight again Juan Manuel Marquez (one of my favorite fighters) in July because Manny may want to use him as a message to anyone who is not a believer.

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Tags: boxing, fight, floyd mayweather, juan manuel marquez, manny pacquiao, mike tyson, pac man, pound for pound, ricky hatton, sports, turd ferguson

Hurry And Watch Hatton Pacquiao Fight

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

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Tags: Hatton Pacquiao Fight. boxing, manny pacquiao, ricky hatton, video, viral

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