[via SportsGrid]
A sports grill at the Dubai Mall has a life-like statue of MJ, wearing a #32 Bulls jersey.
[via SportsGrid]
A sports grill at the Dubai Mall has a life-like statue of MJ, wearing a #32 Bulls jersey.
I like the millions of humans around the world we first pissed off when we found out The Black Eye Peas were doing the Super Bowl 45 halftime show and got pissed off a second time when we all started blurting out names of better acts. So I got the thinking last weekend during craptacular halftime show and Im giving the NFL a freebie here and listing 10 acts that are not only interesting to the male demographic, but to the female demographic as well. Im granting permission to the NFL to go ahead and feel free to bite any other these acts.
1. Victoria Secret Fashion Show: Im not even explain why this would be a great… no scratch that, the greatest idea for a Super Bowl halftime show. Instead I’ll just show you this.
2. A group of 18 year olds throwing water bottles at Justin Bieber while he is standing in a phone booth and tries to dodge them: I really like this idea. If you saw the video of it actually happening at a concert then you know how entertaining this would be if it kept happening over and over and over. I would never get tired and would approve that the halftime show gets extended to an hour and a half.
Epic.
I noticed a lot of things about Super Bowl 45 but 10 things stood out the most, here they are.
1. Christina Aguilera
When they showed her on the TV for the first time I noticed that she is out of shape. Let me reiterate that, she is fat. The second thing everyone noticed is that she fucked up the National Anthem. The third thing I noticed is that she must have been eating and singing at the same time because she sounded like shit.
2. Dorito’s Commercials: WTF?
The first Dorito’s commercial with that ugly pug was predictable the second that douche closed the door and began to tease the dog. It sucked. Speaking of sucking, WTF was up with that creepy cheese lover guy sucking the finger of the Dorito eater? Not only was it nasty, it was gay!