So this rumor has been floating around the NBA and is now fact. Shaq was sleeping around with Gilbert Arenas’ baby momma! Heres what apparently went down:
On or around 10:25 p.m. on the evening of March 5, 2009, one Laura “Lonnie” Govan, the fiance of Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas, emailed Shaquille O’Neal to say, “just wanted to let u know i am here,” and proceeded to disclose the name of her hotel.
To which Shaquille O’Neal, happily* married father of six, replied that he was obliged to attend some sort of social engagement first, and asked if he could “come put it in” when he returned, provided she disclosed her room number.
And lest you wondered if it didn’t “depends what the meaning of ‘it’ is”, Ms. Govan replied at 10:38 p.m.:
“LOL ur crazy! As long as u taste me n make me cum LOL.”