Every time I see Paris Hilton, the only thing that comes to mind is that famous Austin Powers quote, “Its a man baby!” Im I right or wrong? This chic is shaped like a skinny tranny. Almost Gilligan-like. Yeah sure someone will read this and say, “Well she was all woman on those sex tapes.” But I’ll rebut that and say that Paris has enough funds to pay for some good CGI to hide the fact that she has a cock.

C’mon. No man can look at me with a straight face and say that Paris Hilton is sexy. I could run off 10 to 20 names that are sexier than Paris. Do me a favor, next time you’re watching Access Hollywood and they do a Paris story, watch the way Paris walks. It looks like a dude who is having a hard time trying to walk in 4-inch heels. And dont even get me started on the size of her feet. Them shit-kickers are like a size 13 and a half in mens. Shaq saw her feet and said, “God damn those are big ass feet!”

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