This is gonna be a tough decision. Who would you Fuck, marry or kill between:
Esther Baxter
Raychel Frew
Suelyn Medeiros
Esther Baxter
Raychel Frew
Suelyn Medeiros
Here are the previous F-Marry-Kills: PART 1 and PART 2
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The great Notorious BIG once said,
I like’m real cute round tits and phat asses
Educated, so I can bust off on dem glasses!
Denise Milani… all Im going to say exactly what the great mind of Leon Black once say:
I WILL BRING THE RUCKUS TO DAT ASS!
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I dont ask for much from my wife except for the usual, cook, clean, blowy, give the kids a bath, massage my back, bang me, give the cars oil changes… you know, the normal stuff. Well for the first time in my life Im actually asking for a Valentines Day gift from her that I strongly believe is well deserved.
All I want from my lovely wife for Valentines Day is 14 seconds with Jessica Canizales. Thats it. Just 14 seconds. Lets be real, if I last 14 seconds with this chick I’d be shocked. Im only asking for 14 for just in case that day I actually hold out.
So sweetie if you’re reading this, make it happen!
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I was enjoying AskMen.com’s Top 99 chicks or whatever the hell they call that list. And Im here to tell you they got it all wrong. They have Emmanuelle Chriqui as the #1 chick. WRONG! She dont even belong in the top 10. Maybe top 20, maybe.
Here is what the top 10 should have been:
10. Maria Menounos
9. Olivia Wilde
8. Joanna Krupa
7. Kelly Brook
6. Cheryl Cole
5. Kim Kardashian
4. Jessica Alba
3. Megan Fox (fucked up thumbs and all)
2. Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit
1. Emily “Motha Fuckin” Scott
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Jessica Alba is always coming and going out of the media’s eye. And every time she comes, she reminds us that she’s still the MILFiest MILF in Hollywood. Bitch can do no wrong.
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When I flip through the channels at night I always come across CNBC’s Asia Squawk Box show and their hot news anchor, Amanda Drury. The funny thing is that I never pay attention to what she’s saying. I wouldnt even know if she said that Osama Bin Laden was seen chillin on the front steps of Turd Ferguson’s house. All I know is that she’s hot. And I’d hit. Several times. Raw dog. Cause Ima man.
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