Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are all Victorias Secret models and are todays lucky ladies.
Marisa Miller
Alessandra Ambrosio
Adriana Lima
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This time she’s posing butt ass nekked for Bazaar Magazine. This is the untouched picture she posted on Twitter.
3 things to note
1. Check out the rack she’s trying to hide.
2. The hips dont lie.
3. This pic was taken in my living room.
Enjoy more of the Baddest Bitch on the Planet RIGHT HERE.
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Because the NBA Playoffs start today and Marisa Miller is apparently a Bulls fan because she thinks Derrick Rose is “cute” I thought, “Shit, if he’s cute, then I got a shot with her!” So here are some pics of the Victorias Secret model with the most perfect ass. And the most perfect J’s. And the most perfect face. And the most perfect hair. And the most perfect… you get where Im going with this?
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…and that purpose is to walk around in a bikini. Thats the only reason God (who by the way is clearly a man) put her on this Earth for? She has no talent. She couldnt work a regular 9-to-5. She couldnt work at Burger King. Shes not saving lives. Shes not giving speeches. So she was definitely put here to to walk around in a bikini giving hardons to men and bull dykes. And because thats her sole purpose for living I hope, no, I DEMAND that scientist create some kind of serum that keeps Kim from aging and losing that perfect bikini body for as long as mankind exist. We should also refer to her as “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet”.
She has a better ass than 98% of the Black and Puerto Rican population. Im actually writing a pilot for HBO, it supposed to be a comedy for Jim Carey but I’ve changed gears and decided that its gonna star Kim. And its no longer a comedy. Its gonna be about Kim Kardashian wants to marry but she wants to “experiment” with as many other hot woman as she can while I stand in the corner and beat the fuck off! Or it can be a reality show where she teaches women her blowy skills and Im her prop.
Sweet Jeezus
In the name of The Father, The Sun and Kim Kardashian. Amen.
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