I just found out that her real name is Jessica Zepeda. Regardless of her name AKA Miss Rabbit or Zapeda I still want her to make out with my pinga.
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I always thought Jennifer Aniston was the quintessential “butter-face”, therefore I never deemed her bang-able. BUT! I then saw these pictures and with it found out that she is 41 years old making her not quite a cougar, but more like a Minx. Check her out.
This picture became the subject of discussion between me and my friends. Why cant Jennifer Aniston hold on to a man? Yes, compared to other celebs she just ‘ok’ in the face. In the regular world, if she was standing right here in front of me, Im knocking it down on the spot and I dont care who is watching. We concluded that there must be 3 definate points that are making men run for the hills.
1) She wants 27 kids.
2) She is the inspiration of the phrase ‘star fish’, which is not true because I am.
3) She has meat curtains that look like the mouth of the Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.
You can hang a coat on them pokies
The tail game isnt to bad either
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Every year its the same thing with this Maxim Hot 100 list, they put the wrong girls in the top 10. And why, because the girls PR person puts in a call to Maxim to get them in there. I mean Jessica Biel is #32. Sofia Vergara is #47. Number 47! Here is their top 10 and then I’ll give you mine.
10. Marisa Miller – top 10 material, but not 10
9. Kim Kardashian – she should be insulted
8. Olivia Munn – c’mon, really?
7. Elisabetta Canalis – who the hell is she?
6. Rihanna – was she the token Black girl?
5. Megan Fox – no reason why she is not #2
4. Blake Livley – Blake Lively? Was that a typo?
3. Zoe Saldana – just because you were in Avatar doesnt mean that you are the 3rd hottest woman on the planet
2. Brooklyn Decker – butter face
1. Katy Perry – very pretty, but not the #1 hottest celeb.
Heres my Top 10
10. Kelly Brook
9. Sofia Vergara
8. Rosie Jones
7. Marisa Miller
6. Raquel Reign
5. This Girl
4. Rosa Acosta and this even isnt her good side
3. Jessica Rabbit
2. Megan Fox and her thumbs even though she’s hiding them here
1. Kim Kardashian AKA The Baddest Bitch on the Planet
I’ll give you one more for just in case you want to question my decision.
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Who ever invented Twitter also had TwitPics in mind. I bet he said, “You know what would be awesome? If we can somehow get hot chicks to pic sexy personal pictures of themselves on Twitter.” That brings us to Suelyn Medeiros. She’s no Cindy Crawford in the face, but its not about the beauty, its about the booty. And with that being said, enjoy Suelyn Medeiros’ TwitPics.
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When I think of Rosie Jones’ rack, I react like the Ultimate Warrior does.
Rosie makes me want to enter a self-sex addict clinic!
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