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Sunday, April 26th, 2009FHM’s Hot 100
Friday, April 24th, 2009I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!
Here are the top 10:
10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)
1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)
I Want To Bang Alessandra Ambrosio!
Thursday, April 16th, 2009C’mon Tigre, theres space on the Alessandra Ambrosio band wagon. She’s definitely the hottest MILF on the planet. And in my opinion, way hotter than post baby Jessica Alba.
Blondie Wanna Get Lucky?
Monday, April 13th, 2009I’ll take the blonde, you can have the fish-face.
Jessica Simpson Booty Shot
Monday, April 13th, 2009You gotta love the paparazzi. I dont know how this dude managed to get this pic but it cant be legal, right? Its an upskirt for crying out loud. Dont get me wrong Im not complaining.
