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Marisa Miller For Guitar Hero

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

In 2008 Marisa Miller did a commercial for Guitar Hero that never aired because the powers that be (feminist, fat women, ugly women, women that look like Hilary Clinton) put the kibosh on the commercial because they said it was to sexy. And after watching the commercial Im convinced that you can put Marisa Miller in the Philly Phanatic costume and she’ll make it sexy.

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Jail Bait of the Year: Victoria Justice

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

If you look in the dictionary the term ‘jail bait’ you will find a picture of Victoria Justice. This chick on only 17 and I cant believe that Im exploiting her. Please forgive me, but she’s hot!

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Who Rocks a Bikini Better: Megan Fox or Jessica Alba?

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

The two woman of my dreams, Jessica Alba and Megan Fox (minus her thumbs) were photographed in bikinis over the Memorial Day Weekend. So my question to you is who looks hotter in their bikini? Vote at the bottom.

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Whooty of the Day: Jayonna Fabro

Friday, May 28th, 2010

A fellow Puerto Rican who can appreciate a Whooty put me up on The Whooty of the Day, Jayonna Fabro even though she should be the Whooty of the Month.

Height: 5’7
Measurements:36-26-43 (That 43 isnt a typo either.)
DOB:2/9/1983
Turn-ons:Good personality, Guys that smell good, nice smile and nice eyes
Special skills:basketball, cheer-leading (Huh? Cheer-leading? What kind of skill is that?)

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I Want To Marry Kelly Brook

Friday, May 28th, 2010

I just stumbled onto some AMAZING pictures of Kelly Brook over at NS4W.com. Here are a couple of samples. The link to the full picture is below.

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This picture is impeccable!

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL PICTURES! You can thank me later.

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