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Meet My Future Baby Momma, Francia Raisa

Friday, February 26th, 2010

I know whats the first thing you’re gonna say, “Turd, she’s a poor man’s Kim Kardashian.” Which is exactly why I know I can get her pregnant! Because she’s not Kim Kardashian. Francia seems fertile enough to catch my super-swimmers with her mouth and still get knocked up.

I cant wait for her to put this shirt on so I can play with her… um… video game.

Check out the phatty!

And she’s racked up!

Yes bitch you’re marrying me and having an entire brood. You just dont know it yet.

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Worlds Sexiest Drug Dealer

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I guess you can call Angie Sanselmente Valencia a “Queenpin”. She’s been training other models to move “beeks” (cocaine for all you non-users) across various borders. Angie is thought to be on the run somewhere in either Mexico or Argentina. Her drug syndicate was exposed in December last year after a 21-year-old blew the whistle after being caught with 55kg of cocaine at Buenos Aires airport.

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Honoring Black History Month With Hotties Part 6

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Now that my Jimmy is done throwing up because of this serious fap session I just had.

Lezbos and gentlemen… I would like to introduce you to… drum roll please… Montana “The Thickest Bitch in the Game” Deleon!

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I Want To Bang Laura Dore!

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

I think I have found the female that the term “whooty” was intended for. I mean, she’s a natural 4 hour hardon!

Normally I only post 3 pics of what ever chick I want to bang, but this body gets an exception. And she might be the girl who ends the “I Want to Bang” series.

Get the tissue ready.

Take a look at how much ass she has!

YES! YES! YES!

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Honoring Black History Month With Hotties Part 4

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

I cant even pronounce this sista’s first name, Kaaydah Marie, but who gives a shit? The great Biggie Smalls once said:

You look so good
I’ll suck on yo daddys dick

Well I aint doing that! Kaaydah’s cooch could have a snapping beak like a squids mouth and I’d still put my penis in there.

Yes, I’ll take all 3 please!

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