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Hi Five That Man!

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Not only do these two Miss Universe contestants look sexy as hell just standing there…

They may have made one of the greatest sex tapes of all time. Trust me, I’ve seen them all (for research of course) and not Paris Hilton, not Kim Kardashian and not Carrie Prejean and her 8 tapes can hold a candle. So hi five that guy in these videos cause home boy is a P.I.M.P.!

Here are the links to the wonders that are Miss Japan and Miss Trinidad.

*NOTE TO ALL MEN*
Brace yourself, theres a lot of cock in these vids, but as my friends at UTVBlog put it:

“…cat might be the best human being the good lawd ever produced. Or at least the more effective mofo the devil ever licensed.”

Part 1 is the only part you need to watch. Parts 2 – 4 are just added bonuses.

Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

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No Black Chick on TurdFergusonBlog Part 4

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Wow.

This woman is a prime example as to why I dont do any “Black Chick” posts on TurdFergusonBlog.com. Watch this video of the most ghettoized mother on the planet the galaxy. She is telling her daughter what her sexual experience was like. Just watch. Oh and just for the record I never touched her, but Reggie might have.

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Getting Laid Tonight!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

If this guy had any shot at getting laid, its tonight!

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Donkey Punch A Chick Tonight

Monday, July 20th, 2009

UrbanDictionary.com defines “Donkey Punch” as the following:

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

So with that being said, Donkey Punch a chick tonight!

donkey-punch

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Kids Sex Ed PSA

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

“Dont be a pussy.”

If Sex Ed PSAs Were Realistic — powered by Cracked.com

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Fundies, Is All The Rage

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

I could teach a class on how to bang a chick. But there is no way you can bang a chick in these “fundies” unless your cock is shaped like a lower case j but backwards. I’d rather get “The Love Rug“.