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3 Hours Of Orgasms In A Life Time

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

I don’t know how to orgasm.According to The India Times men get 3hrs of orgasm in their lifetime. Really? Check out some comments that were left on Fark.com regarding those 3 hours.

i jizzed by three hours before i was 15. get busy slackers!
Jesus, I probably orgasmed for three hours on a single high school sick day.
Bullshit. I had three hours of orgasm the first day I got on the internet.
I was up to three hours when I was still a legally-abortable fetus.

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WTF? A Chin Strap Dildo?

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Look, I like to think Im pretty verse in all things sexual. But I have never seen or heard of a chin strap dildo. Im at a lost for words…

You can actually buy this on Amazon.

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Top 5 Reasons to Stay Single

Monday, June 28th, 2010

VIA SoCalGlamourGirls.com

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Tips On How To Get A Chick Moist

Monday, April 19th, 2010

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Tiger Woods is a Real Nigga Part 3

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

If this IS Tiger Woods he even dresses like a real nigga when he doesnt know people are watching him. Or it could be some cat from 125th and Stoney. Dont know.

More after the pic.

Apparently he’s locked up in some sex rehab clinic. Let me explain something to you about sex addiction. Its ALL IN YOUR HEAD! You’re not addicted to sex, YOU’RE HUMAN! Humans like to, no humans LOVE to fuck! And you wanna know who invented the so called illness? Some guy who got caught cheating on his wife. Who else would say that they’re addicted to sex? And if a chick says that they’re addicted to sex then… send her my way!

Message to Tiger
Man up and just hold a press conference saying that you love yourself some poonanny. Its normal.

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