Scientology & Ricans don’t mix! What the fuck is Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony doing hanging out with Tom “Looney Toons” Cruise? According to this article from FoxNews.com J-Lo and Marc Anthony (call me gay if you want, he is my favorite salsa singer) they are already Scientologist. Ricans are supposed to be Catholics or Jehovah Witnesses. So what the hell are these two doing? Im confused!
The only thing I can think of is that by becoming a Scientologist you become a box office draw. I mean look at Travolta. That friggin guy made Get Shorty and made a killing. Tom Cruise cant make a movie that bombs at the box office. That guy is a nut case and everybody loves his movies. When was the last time J-Lo made a movie that made a lot of money?
Look Jennifer and Marc, dont do this to us Ricans. Ah ha! I know what it is. Jennifer and Marc have a movie coming out soon. This is all a publisity stunt. Thank Xenu!
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