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Wigger of the Year: Locomotive Curt

Monday, October 17th, 2011

At the end of the year I always give away awards and the front runner for Wigger of the Year is definately Locomotive Curt. Does anyone else think Locomotive Curt has Down Syndrom?

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Titties And Carrot Cake

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Hands down the greatest rap song ever written. Why? Because anyone and everyone who knows me knows that I love titties and I love carrot cake. Put the two together and BOOM!
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Ron Artest’s “Champions” Video

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Its obvious that Ron-Ron the Rottweiler 1) rushed this video 2) cant rap worth a shit 3) really is a hood ass nigga. I couldnt make it past the 1:29 mark. Good luck.

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MC Guru suffered a cardiac episode over the weekend and is currently in a coma, according to multiple reports. Details were unavailable at press time about the rapper’s condition and when the incident occurred. VIA

You probably dont know about Gang Starr.

Their most popular song.

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Mini Daddy Rap Video

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

After watching this video and all I kept thinking was:

1) Please dont be Puerto Rican. That shit is embarrassing.
2) That little fat bastard dances better and is already making more money than me.
3) Get the fat boy a chair so he can rest before he has a mini heart attack.
4) Please dont be Puerto Rican. That shit is embarrassing.
5) What the fuck is up with those skinny little 8 year olds?

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