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How The Fuck Does This Happen?

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Seriously, how the fuck does that happen? The Guatemalans are claiming that all of the crazy rain they’ve been having caused the Earth to just disappear in a perfect symmetrical circle. I call BULLSHIT! Theres no way rain could have caused that sinkhole. Why? Because its a perfect fucking circle thats why! Look at that thing, it has no bottom! Either the devil is gonna jump up outta there and start killing mother fuckers or someone actually dug their way to China. Theres no report of smoke or sound of when the land that was there hit rock bottom. Someone needs to check the other side of the world to see whats going on over there.

It looks like when someone cores an apple so they dont eat the pits and shit. Its so perfect. What if some aliens cored the Earth so they can eat us? Sounds crazy right? Is it as crazy as believing that rain cause a perfect circle to sink into the depths of the Earth? That hole is man made and I dont care what anyone tells me.

Or do you think the Mayans are saying “Oh shit we were right, the world is gonna end in 2012.” Because if you think about it, theres been a series of crazy shit happening. This, an earthquake in Puerto Rico, Haiti, Arnold Drummond dying. The list goes on and on.

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Pics of the Day

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

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Prince Gets 18-Years In Jail

Friday, May 21st, 2010

I grew up in Jersey City. And I knew drug kingpins and actual Mafia bosses and soldiers. And those guys were some of the toughest and meanest mofo’s you’ll ever meet. I never met a pimp. Allen E. Brown AKA ‘Price’ was the biggest pimp in Jersey City. So what he was a pimp. But what is not ‘so what’ is this niggy’s hair due. The kingpins and Mafia dudes I knew in Jersey never and I repeat NEVER rocked a hair style like Prince’s.

I can only imagin that Prince is mighty pissed off that he spent $300 on that due to only be told that he’s going to jail. And I can only imagine that his first thought was “Fuck! Dem dudes are gonna see my hur and wanna pull my rats tail while they fuck the bajeezus outta me. Fuck!”

Home boy even gets his eyebrows done. Oh man are they gonna love him in the bing. If I were him and Im glad Im not, once the judge said “18-years” I would have bolted right through the closest window.

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How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

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Pics of the Day

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

One more Tiger picture
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Enough already
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Lets hope the “mooner” got his ass kicked
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