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I am totally against men getting pedicures except for a few exceptions:
1) You’re rich as fuck!
2) Your super hot girlfriend does it for you.
3) You’re gay. (obviously)
4) You’re a foot model, which means you’re gay.
5) Your feet look like this!

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Everyone in the world knows that Jessica Alba is “The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood“. And if she’s willing to let me bang her while her friend watches, I’ll change her title to “The MILFiest MILF Who Let Turd Bang Her While Her Friend Watched”.

Other chicks I want to bang are RIGHT HERE.

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